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Johnny Rotten and the Mutant Shitheads

June 14, 2015. JOHN HOLLISTER ROTTEN rides a stolen Amigo scooter to the Crystal Valley Trailer Park in Crystal Valley, USA. The Amigo has been souped up to go five to ten mph faster. The song “Warning Signs” by Burning … Continue reading

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TomorrowCar Presents: A Funeral for John Hollister Rotten. Part 1.

Below is the official funeral transcript exactly as it was Xeroxed from the TomorrowCar Corporation archives. The service took place at the TomorrowCar Chapel on May 27, 2017. The famous journalist Agnes O’Houlihan was hired as the typist for the ceremony. … Continue reading

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A Word from Our Rotten Sponsor, Johnny Rotten, from Down the Hall

In this post-Santa Clause, pre-apocalyptic world we inhabit, it is time enough at last to create our own reality. That is to say, keep doing what we’re already doing. As we mutate toward the dancing night, we howl at our … Continue reading

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